Pauly Bieber?

Word on the Internet there is a pic or video of pauly d dressed up as Justin bieber. One word: WHY! I mean come on pauly, even you can do better than obsess over Justin. Maybe he has come down with this "bieber fever" everyone and their mother has been coming down with. I think I would rather have mono again than dream of Justin. That and the fact that he has sold out Madison square garden is completely insane for me to comprehend. I thought jersey shore made me want to question lie, but bieber is up there. Him and his annoyingly cropped hair and baby face needs to stop showing up everywhere. Heck, I would rather hear about snooki getting hammered at a funeral, or the situation just being himself. Anything but bieber!

I'll try to find the video and post it later.

...move over Italy, hello UK.

(google images)

Literally 30 seconds after blogging about Italy being taken over by Jersey Shore, MTV also is reported by giving all systems a go for a spin off series about Jersey Shore wannabes who are British! Oh my.  It is said that the show is going to be called Geordie Shore, an area new Newcastle in UK.

It's offical.  T-shirt time is taking over the word.  Save us now!

Italy's About To Get Snookified

(courtesy of Google images)

Rumor has it that season 4 of the Jersey Shore is going to be filming in Italy...

can you honestly see the Situation, Pauly D, Vinny and company at the Vatican? Or Snooki in Rome?  I honestly think that Italy is either going to run out of enough alcohol to fuel this season of the shore, or Ronnie and Sammi will fight on a gondola ride, and Snooki is going to hit on EVERY SINGLE MALE within 12 inches of her being, or Deena not undersstanding why the tower of Pisa is leaning, and think she is in a continual hangover...

All I can say there is about to be a situation in Italy. Hopefully, for Mike's sake there aren't too many grenades.. hahah

hahah. please tell me how you feel about the shore going global. i think it is the WORST IDEA. EVER.

Bronzer, Boys & Alcohol

(courtesy of celebuzz)

Last night's episode actually had a moral behind it -- you can slut around, skip out of work, have no morals whatsoever, and yet daddy still won't care unless you get arrested for being drunk in public.

Now, I understand that getting arrested is a very serious offense, however, Snooki's dad only yells at her for that, and not her obviously slutty behavior and horrible morals that put her in bad situations..

Snooki's dad threatened to come down to the shore and taker her home if she continued her path with alcohol..

I wonder what he would do if she called to say she was pregnant?.... 


Anyway!  the "Free Snooki" episode was not shy of wonderful, degrading snookisms... so, here ya go!

"I'm a G now, don't f*** with me"-- Snooki after getting let out of jail.   I think she should actually go on the show Still Scared Straight, where those women would seriously give her a makeover that she wouldn never want to go through again..

"Why did I get arrested? I don't understand"--Snooki.
...really? REALLY?  In her defense, I really hope she was just joking.. because come on Snook's, really?

"It's worse than a staph infection.  It keeps eating at you and eating at you" -- Snooki on her lack of men in her life. 

"I don't want to drink anymore"--Snooki.  Hahah, we all know this isn't going to happen.  Without her hand connected to a bottle, she can't function.

"I just had a baby in the toliet"-- Snooki telling the world she pooped.  It really makes me mad that America actually watches this stuff for entertainment...


I stumbled upon this the other day, and I feel as though this pretty much sums up Snooki..
http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/360406/its-called-a-snooki

"You boys are no fun"

This week there are two new episodes, one with airing last night and one this upcoming Thursday.

Monday didn't disappoint with the usual GTL, drunken nights and late afternoon wake-ups. ron and sammi continued their drama, but sammi tried to rekindle her friendships with all the girls except jwoww.

snooki and deena wanted a threesome, and mike "the situation" was all about making that situation happen. thank God though, it didn't happen. I would have shut off the show right then and there.

mike says that it's "every guys dream to have a threesome"

(i guess it must be every guys dream to be sleezy and nasty)

some "memorable" quotes from this episode were:

"she was begging for sea biscuit"-- Vinny on how snooki wanted to hook up with him, and how she has a nickname for, well, you get the idea...

"i invented the kitchen ditchin"-- Mike on how he leaves girls if he isn't "feeling" it with them

"i need a mind condom, because i'm being mind f*****"--ronnie, on his relationship with sammi

mike on how deena coined her nickname "a walking holiday", saying she is "a holiday inn, that closed early tonight"



the cast member that shines in this episode is of course miss snooki. she literally was drunk the entire episode, wanted to ditch her hard job at the t-shirt shop, steals beer, and gets arrested for public intoxication (shocker!)she doesn't disapopoint with some one-liners. from now on, the term will be coined as "snookisms".. so, guys and gals, here are snookisms of monday's episode:

"Vinny, it's going to be a situation" -- on snooki's hopes of hooking up with vinny that night

"i have to poop"-- after snooki places her butt in the fridge to cool it down after it burned from tanning. can you say disgusting?

and finally... her quotes to the cops who arrested her:

"eeww, get the f*** off my arm"

"get the f*** off"

"i'm a f****** good person" (hahah, really?)

"You boys are no fun"



and with that, i was left speechless.

"shes a female backpack"

recapping this show is hilarious, because basically, the same stuff happens in each episode, but in different order. what happened on thursday's episode, (like every other episode) is:

1) they all wake up late in the afternoon
2) all go together to GTL
3) if it is a sunday, then they all eat together at their beach house

in addition:

one of the roommates ends up yelling at each other, and in the case with the girls in the house, they sometimes end up physically fighting; then the cast members go out and drink excessively, and go to clubs.

..NOW...it is horrible to watch these jersey shore 'ladies' fight on tv for stupid reasons. they are showing how low they will go for ratings.


some highlights of quotations from the cast are of the following, (in no order), and then my commentary of the said quote :

"she's a mean girl" -- snooki.
-- it's hilarious how snooki is calling sammi a mean girl, when we all know that none of them are really "nice" to one another. backstabbing is what they do.


"she's a parasite, and i'm a host"--Vinny
--so, what does vinny expect when him and his "celebrity" cast mates go out to club? granted, the girl is stupid enough to think that these people are worth her time to follow, but again, stupid people who actually follow these people because they like them are the fuel to the fire of these jersey shore celebrities.


"i pee in the bush. i poop in the bush. i hide in the bush" -- snooki
-- there are no words for this one.


"you don't expect walking in on a sunday with a big banana and expect everything to be peaches"-- pauly d
--pauly d just trying to be witty..


"shes a female backpack"--deena
--the newbie of the shore, deena is talking about how sammi follows ronnie around. and let's face it, she does have a point...


the episode closes as it usually does, with ronnie and sammi fighting, so they make you want to tune in next time to see it they break up.. (like you care, right?) :)


tonight, @ nine, is a special new episode at a special time, and after the show i will post my thoughts. i'm sure it will be another great episode...

The "View" snooki and jwoww have on Behar

a few days ago, snooki and jwoww tried to defend themselves after the view's Joy Behar recently spoke up saying that snooki isn't really italian. Well, both girls lit up the internet with their video making fun of joy. snooki and jwoww used jewish accents with their harsh words said about joy, who is jewish.

joy had no comment when asked about it, other than a laugh.

side news: snooki supposedly has a book out, called A shore Thing...
some on the world wide web wonder if she herself had enough brains to write it herself...


below is the two classy ladies railing about joy:

Jersey Shore -- Reality or Not?

(picture provided from google images)

Hello fellow Bloggers.  My name is Jenna and am a college student @ UPG.  I am a typical student, who when has some downtime or needs to take a break from all the papers, tests and stress that comes from college,  resort to T.V.  Usually I'll watch NCIS, or the news, but I am slowly getting sucked into the world of reality tv, just like the rest of the country has been.  However, instead of getting glued to the screen and being fixated to watch these ever so classless shows, I have been watching to further my realization that reality tv is absurd, and full of shame.  Therefore, I have started to blog about the ever so popular MTV show, "Jersey Shore", and how, for some strange reason, it is indeed a hit.  I can safely say that I started watching it for sheer pleasure of watching guys and girls make fools of themselves.  I cannot begin to fathom why people would act like this on T.V. for all to see, including their familes and friends.  Therefore,  my blog will be about me watching the newest episode, and commenting on how ridiculous it is, with zeroing in on quoting one of the "cast members" saying and/or doing something that is full of shame.  :)




On January 6th, Jersey Shore came back on MTV promoting it's THIRD season.  I honestly thought one season was enough to watch these guys and girls humiliating each other and where they were born and raised.  However, I was proven wrong when last Thursday's episode aired.


For those that are lucky enough to have never watched an episode of this trash, I will fill you in on season one and two in a matematical equation:


guys + girls + beach house + alcohol x 8357485749 + hookups + fights = MTV's new recipe of reality, next to paying out $280,000 a season to girls who are willing to videotape their lives at becoming pregnant at such a young age.  Again, classy.