"You boys are no fun"

This week there are two new episodes, one with airing last night and one this upcoming Thursday.

Monday didn't disappoint with the usual GTL, drunken nights and late afternoon wake-ups. ron and sammi continued their drama, but sammi tried to rekindle her friendships with all the girls except jwoww.

snooki and deena wanted a threesome, and mike "the situation" was all about making that situation happen. thank God though, it didn't happen. I would have shut off the show right then and there.

mike says that it's "every guys dream to have a threesome"

(i guess it must be every guys dream to be sleezy and nasty)

some "memorable" quotes from this episode were:

"she was begging for sea biscuit"-- Vinny on how snooki wanted to hook up with him, and how she has a nickname for, well, you get the idea...

"i invented the kitchen ditchin"-- Mike on how he leaves girls if he isn't "feeling" it with them

"i need a mind condom, because i'm being mind f*****"--ronnie, on his relationship with sammi

mike on how deena coined her nickname "a walking holiday", saying she is "a holiday inn, that closed early tonight"



the cast member that shines in this episode is of course miss snooki. she literally was drunk the entire episode, wanted to ditch her hard job at the t-shirt shop, steals beer, and gets arrested for public intoxication (shocker!)she doesn't disapopoint with some one-liners. from now on, the term will be coined as "snookisms".. so, guys and gals, here are snookisms of monday's episode:

"Vinny, it's going to be a situation" -- on snooki's hopes of hooking up with vinny that night

"i have to poop"-- after snooki places her butt in the fridge to cool it down after it burned from tanning. can you say disgusting?

and finally... her quotes to the cops who arrested her:

"eeww, get the f*** off my arm"

"get the f*** off"

"i'm a f****** good person" (hahah, really?)

"You boys are no fun"



and with that, i was left speechless.