Monday, January 17, 2011

"shes a female backpack"

recapping this show is hilarious, because basically, the same stuff happens in each episode, but in different order. what happened on thursday's episode, (like every other episode) is:

1) they all wake up late in the afternoon
2) all go together to GTL
3) if it is a sunday, then they all eat together at their beach house

in addition:

one of the roommates ends up yelling at each other, and in the case with the girls in the house, they sometimes end up physically fighting; then the cast members go out and drink excessively, and go to clubs.

..NOW...it is horrible to watch these jersey shore 'ladies' fight on tv for stupid reasons. they are showing how low they will go for ratings.


some highlights of quotations from the cast are of the following, (in no order), and then my commentary of the said quote :

"she's a mean girl" -- snooki.
-- it's hilarious how snooki is calling sammi a mean girl, when we all know that none of them are really "nice" to one another. backstabbing is what they do.


"she's a parasite, and i'm a host"--Vinny
--so, what does vinny expect when him and his "celebrity" cast mates go out to club? granted, the girl is stupid enough to think that these people are worth her time to follow, but again, stupid people who actually follow these people because they like them are the fuel to the fire of these jersey shore celebrities.


"i pee in the bush. i poop in the bush. i hide in the bush" -- snooki
-- there are no words for this one.


"you don't expect walking in on a sunday with a big banana and expect everything to be peaches"-- pauly d
--pauly d just trying to be witty..


"shes a female backpack"--deena
--the newbie of the shore, deena is talking about how sammi follows ronnie around. and let's face it, she does have a point...


the episode closes as it usually does, with ronnie and sammi fighting, so they make you want to tune in next time to see it they break up.. (like you care, right?) :)


tonight, @ nine, is a special new episode at a special time, and after the show i will post my thoughts. i'm sure it will be another great episode...

1 comment:

  1. I just have to say this... What the hell kind of a name is Snooki anyway? Her parents must really hate her!

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