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Sneaky Surprises

Last episode of the Jersey Shore contained a few surprises...

1) Snooki hooked up with cousins, or friends...either way, she was surprised to hear that news

2) Snooki and deena want to go to some club, and mike rents them a cab, that then surprises them by taking them to Times Square in New York City.

3) Sammi comes back to SeaSide, where Ronnie is left speechless


Watching this episode made me start to think of all the surprises I have had in my life.  Some surprises would be what "Santa" got me back in the day for Christmas, or beign surprised I passed a math test when I thought I did horrible.  Also, when I watched this episode, it made me realize a recent surprise I received, and one that I am planning as of right now.

This past Wednesday, my boyfriend who is the military called to tell me that he would not be coming home at the estimated date he said he would.  My hopes of seeing him after 60 days shattered, and I was really upset.  To top it off, he then went on to tell me that not only was he not coming home that upcoming Sunday, but he was going to stay the weekend up at Penn State to party for St. Patty's Day, full of drunk, slutty-attractive girls :(  My first reactions to this news was that I cried like a little girl.  I thought that he would rather hang out with skanky girls and drink beer.  He then texted me the following day and said he changed his mind, and that he would be home late Saturday night.  That Friday, I worked til about 7:30, and came home.  My boyfriend called me and talked to me for about 20 minutes, asked me what I was doing tonight, and told me to have fun, then hung up.  I got upset, so I called back.  I was down in my basement at the time, and heard someone coming down the stairs.  I figured it was my brother, but my boyfriends face snuck around the corner.  He surprised me by coming home earlier.  It was the best surprise I had gotten in a long time.

The surprise I am currently working on is for my boyfriend.  I planned on surprising him with 20-30 friends and family this Friday at Dave and Buster's, so that all his close people in his life can see him before he leaves for Aghanistan in 16 days.  However, the best surprise of all would be him to get a call saying he doesnt have to go, but I know I am not that lucky, and that I just have to pray for a safe return home.

...Wow

Pauly D has far too much time on his hands.

click here to find out why mayo is on my blog relating to Pauly D.

WATERWORKS

This past episode of Jersey Shore consisted of the most crying I have ever seen from a male in my life.  I'm sure it was staged, or persuaded, but there were in fact tears.  Ronnie, the "wonderful" boyfriend to Sammie, threw all her stuff out the door, broke every possession she had in the house, and starts crying because FINALLY some cast member had the balls to actually leave that mess of a situation, and more importantly, the relationship.

I've talked about this before, but I want to stress again how important to see the signs of a bad relationship. Life123.com has some important points of interest when figuring out your in a bad relationship, and need to get out. To get the warning signs, click here.

I guess I have a big issue with this topic.  I watch the Jersey Shore just to get a laugh, and more importantly, to make me feel better about myself, showing that I am not like these people, nor would I ever want to be.  But when I see Ronnie and Sam in heated, abusive arguments, I get upset.  I don't know whether they are putting on an act for TV or whether it is real, but shame on them if its for fame.  Ronnie reminds me of guys I knew in my past, in highschool and parts of my college career.  The "Ronnie's" of the world, in my opinion, put a bad taste in my mouth when it comes to men. 

Sammie isn't any better either. She is the girl who is stuck in a relationship that is doomed for failure anyway, what with Ronnie's apparent lack of respect for her.  It's her own decision to take him back after his infedelity, but there is never an excuse to keep an abusive --mentally and physically-- man around in your life.  So when Sammie finally left, I was very happy for her.  However, previews for new episode show her return, which again, could be all staged for MTV's pleasure.

Which brings me to my next point.  How far would someone go for fame?  Would you want your dirty laundry, whether its staged or real, aired out on television for the whole world to judge? 

Lack of Love for Snooki

This Valentine's Day, Snooki was polled on an online survey as being the number one celebrity Valentine that people would NOT want to have.  With 41% of the votes, she even beat out dead-beat Paris Hilton... Is there a congrats in order? I don't think I would be too happy if I was Snooki... but hey, she has been told far worse and has done far worse! Oh well.  I guess there aren't that many "juiced up" guidos looking for love from Snooks.  I'm sure though, she won't be alone on Valentine's Day though.  She has her meatball bestie Deena, who I'm sure is dateless as well.  If not, some bottle of some liquor will be Snooki's companion for the night.

Feb. 14th has got me thinking, not about Snooki's problem of having a Valentine, but of Valentine's Day's of the past.  Can anyone think of a really bad Valentine's Day?  This year, for me, Valentine's is bittersweet.

This year, my valentine and I won't be sharing it together, or even in the same state or time zone.  My valentine is in 29 Palms, in California (the image above).  There, he is training with his fellow marines before they head out to Afghanistan.

So, Snooki, go ahead and cry about being the worst Valentine.  Atleast you can probably con some poor pathetic guy into taking you out for dinner, or whatever your plan is.   All I want is mine home.

Things I've Realized That Are Bad For Me, But Not As Bad As The Jersey Shore Castmates ...

    

I was cleaning my kitchen sink the other day, and stumbled upon a container with this sticker that my mom and dad used to put on bottles with dangerous chemicals, so that me and my younger brother would know not to touch, or eat, or drink or whatever little five year olds would do.  But, seeing this sticker now, made me realize that this sticker needs to be brought back into usage--but with The Jersey Shore crew.  Anytime they do something stupid, or just plain nasty, I want to give them a Mr. Yuk sticker, but then that just means I would have to interact with them, and I don't want that (I'd be afraid I would contract a disease or something) haha.  But really, I thought up a list of things that should also be given Mr. Yuk stickers: guys that seem to be top-heavy w/ muscle, guys that seem to not know how to spell their name, guys that are engaged, guys who have girlfriends, the refrigerator Snooki put her butt in, any bed that any cast member of the Jersey Shore has "slept" in, their hot tub, and them in general  :)        

It is what it is... is it?

Thursdays episode made me come to a few serious revelations.  One, obviously, is that I dispise the show.  With a huge, burning passion.  Second, that I cannot take any of the 'cast members'.  And third, that if any of them talked like that to me, or if I ever knew people who talked like they all do in real life, then I need to get new friends... luckily, all my friends are decent :)  Haha, however, this latest episode did make me come to think up a few questions.  Some of the 'cast members' quotes were a little bit harsh, as usual, on one another.  But, this time, I feel as though along with giving you guys these ridiculous quotes, I also have some questions to the audience about such quotes.  :) Here we go...

First quote:  "I told him I'm taking my sperm and making babies with it"--Snooki
What I would like to know, is if anyone has ever heard anybody in REAL LIFE ever say a statement like what Snooki had said.  Do friends really talk like that?  Do you know anyone who would openly say something like this?  I kind of want to know.

Second quote:  "It's not Halloween.  I'm not giving out candy for free.  You need a golden ticket to get into these drawers."-- Deena.   Do girls really talk like this about sex?  I mean, I know some who joke, but for real?

Third quote: "What don't I do for Sam?  Besides wipe her ass and breathe for her." --Ron.   The major issue here is how could someone put up with someone like this in a relationship?

So... here are some other questions to think about:
- How many people do you know that hook up the first night like Deena did with her new flame of the hour, Dario? 

- Do the people in your life act like the Jersey Shore cast members?  Or, do you think, like I do, that these people are horrible, morally wrong, just dying for attention and a paycheck from MTV?

- Do you know people who are in relationships like Ron and Sam? That are in relationships that all they do is fight just to fight?

- Do you have a Snooki in your life?

Deena--Down for Anything?!

Snooki should just step aside.  Deena is now the reigning skankoid on the shore (apparently).  Last Thursday show ended with the boys gossiping like little girls when they go to get their haircut and some barbershop.  The boys found the dirt out of Deena from one of the barbers who cuts Ronnie's "look-a-like", who, is supposedly "dating" Deena (for this episode, atleast).  Long story short, Deena was said to like to do a certain sexual act on Ronnie's look-a-like.  Word spread like wild fire, and Deena found out. (big surprise).  She, however, denies it.


Can anyone remember a girl or guy from their past, whether you knew them personally, or just heard through that wonderful grapevine, or the rumor-mill, of people SUPPOSEDLY doing stupid things? haha, there were kids in my highschool that had the worst nicknames for things I then found out they never did.  Deena needs to learn her lesson, because sorry, I think I am going to go with look-a-like Ronnie, and just by judging a book by its cover, feel as though Deena is guilty of her guilty pleasure.

TWINS!

Told you I wouldn't disappoint...

...too bad Pauly D did.  he looks insanely idiotic.

Pauly Bieber?

Word on the Internet there is a pic or video of pauly d dressed up as Justin bieber. One word: WHY! I mean come on pauly, even you can do better than obsess over Justin. Maybe he has come down with this "bieber fever" everyone and their mother has been coming down with. I think I would rather have mono again than dream of Justin. That and the fact that he has sold out Madison square garden is completely insane for me to comprehend. I thought jersey shore made me want to question lie, but bieber is up there. Him and his annoyingly cropped hair and baby face needs to stop showing up everywhere. Heck, I would rather hear about snooki getting hammered at a funeral, or the situation just being himself. Anything but bieber!

I'll try to find the video and post it later.

...move over Italy, hello UK.

(google images)

Literally 30 seconds after blogging about Italy being taken over by Jersey Shore, MTV also is reported by giving all systems a go for a spin off series about Jersey Shore wannabes who are British! Oh my.  It is said that the show is going to be called Geordie Shore, an area new Newcastle in UK.

It's offical.  T-shirt time is taking over the word.  Save us now!

Italy's About To Get Snookified

(courtesy of Google images)

Rumor has it that season 4 of the Jersey Shore is going to be filming in Italy...

can you honestly see the Situation, Pauly D, Vinny and company at the Vatican? Or Snooki in Rome?  I honestly think that Italy is either going to run out of enough alcohol to fuel this season of the shore, or Ronnie and Sammi will fight on a gondola ride, and Snooki is going to hit on EVERY SINGLE MALE within 12 inches of her being, or Deena not undersstanding why the tower of Pisa is leaning, and think she is in a continual hangover...

All I can say there is about to be a situation in Italy. Hopefully, for Mike's sake there aren't too many grenades.. hahah

hahah. please tell me how you feel about the shore going global. i think it is the WORST IDEA. EVER.

Bronzer, Boys & Alcohol

(courtesy of celebuzz)

Last night's episode actually had a moral behind it -- you can slut around, skip out of work, have no morals whatsoever, and yet daddy still won't care unless you get arrested for being drunk in public.

Now, I understand that getting arrested is a very serious offense, however, Snooki's dad only yells at her for that, and not her obviously slutty behavior and horrible morals that put her in bad situations..

Snooki's dad threatened to come down to the shore and taker her home if she continued her path with alcohol..

I wonder what he would do if she called to say she was pregnant?.... 


Anyway!  the "Free Snooki" episode was not shy of wonderful, degrading snookisms... so, here ya go!

"I'm a G now, don't f*** with me"-- Snooki after getting let out of jail.   I think she should actually go on the show Still Scared Straight, where those women would seriously give her a makeover that she wouldn never want to go through again..

"Why did I get arrested? I don't understand"--Snooki.
...really? REALLY?  In her defense, I really hope she was just joking.. because come on Snook's, really?

"It's worse than a staph infection.  It keeps eating at you and eating at you" -- Snooki on her lack of men in her life. 

"I don't want to drink anymore"--Snooki.  Hahah, we all know this isn't going to happen.  Without her hand connected to a bottle, she can't function.

"I just had a baby in the toliet"-- Snooki telling the world she pooped.  It really makes me mad that America actually watches this stuff for entertainment...


I stumbled upon this the other day, and I feel as though this pretty much sums up Snooki..
http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/360406/its-called-a-snooki

"You boys are no fun"

This week there are two new episodes, one with airing last night and one this upcoming Thursday.

Monday didn't disappoint with the usual GTL, drunken nights and late afternoon wake-ups. ron and sammi continued their drama, but sammi tried to rekindle her friendships with all the girls except jwoww.

snooki and deena wanted a threesome, and mike "the situation" was all about making that situation happen. thank God though, it didn't happen. I would have shut off the show right then and there.

mike says that it's "every guys dream to have a threesome"

(i guess it must be every guys dream to be sleezy and nasty)

some "memorable" quotes from this episode were:

"she was begging for sea biscuit"-- Vinny on how snooki wanted to hook up with him, and how she has a nickname for, well, you get the idea...

"i invented the kitchen ditchin"-- Mike on how he leaves girls if he isn't "feeling" it with them

"i need a mind condom, because i'm being mind f*****"--ronnie, on his relationship with sammi

mike on how deena coined her nickname "a walking holiday", saying she is "a holiday inn, that closed early tonight"



the cast member that shines in this episode is of course miss snooki. she literally was drunk the entire episode, wanted to ditch her hard job at the t-shirt shop, steals beer, and gets arrested for public intoxication (shocker!)she doesn't disapopoint with some one-liners. from now on, the term will be coined as "snookisms".. so, guys and gals, here are snookisms of monday's episode:

"Vinny, it's going to be a situation" -- on snooki's hopes of hooking up with vinny that night

"i have to poop"-- after snooki places her butt in the fridge to cool it down after it burned from tanning. can you say disgusting?

and finally... her quotes to the cops who arrested her:

"eeww, get the f*** off my arm"

"get the f*** off"

"i'm a f****** good person" (hahah, really?)

"You boys are no fun"



and with that, i was left speechless.

"shes a female backpack"

recapping this show is hilarious, because basically, the same stuff happens in each episode, but in different order. what happened on thursday's episode, (like every other episode) is:

1) they all wake up late in the afternoon
2) all go together to GTL
3) if it is a sunday, then they all eat together at their beach house

in addition:

one of the roommates ends up yelling at each other, and in the case with the girls in the house, they sometimes end up physically fighting; then the cast members go out and drink excessively, and go to clubs.

..NOW...it is horrible to watch these jersey shore 'ladies' fight on tv for stupid reasons. they are showing how low they will go for ratings.


some highlights of quotations from the cast are of the following, (in no order), and then my commentary of the said quote :

"she's a mean girl" -- snooki.
-- it's hilarious how snooki is calling sammi a mean girl, when we all know that none of them are really "nice" to one another. backstabbing is what they do.


"she's a parasite, and i'm a host"--Vinny
--so, what does vinny expect when him and his "celebrity" cast mates go out to club? granted, the girl is stupid enough to think that these people are worth her time to follow, but again, stupid people who actually follow these people because they like them are the fuel to the fire of these jersey shore celebrities.


"i pee in the bush. i poop in the bush. i hide in the bush" -- snooki
-- there are no words for this one.


"you don't expect walking in on a sunday with a big banana and expect everything to be peaches"-- pauly d
--pauly d just trying to be witty..


"shes a female backpack"--deena
--the newbie of the shore, deena is talking about how sammi follows ronnie around. and let's face it, she does have a point...


the episode closes as it usually does, with ronnie and sammi fighting, so they make you want to tune in next time to see it they break up.. (like you care, right?) :)


tonight, @ nine, is a special new episode at a special time, and after the show i will post my thoughts. i'm sure it will be another great episode...

The "View" snooki and jwoww have on Behar

a few days ago, snooki and jwoww tried to defend themselves after the view's Joy Behar recently spoke up saying that snooki isn't really italian. Well, both girls lit up the internet with their video making fun of joy. snooki and jwoww used jewish accents with their harsh words said about joy, who is jewish.

joy had no comment when asked about it, other than a laugh.

side news: snooki supposedly has a book out, called A shore Thing...
some on the world wide web wonder if she herself had enough brains to write it herself...


below is the two classy ladies railing about joy:

Jersey Shore -- Reality or Not?

(picture provided from google images)

Hello fellow Bloggers.  My name is Jenna and am a college student @ UPG.  I am a typical student, who when has some downtime or needs to take a break from all the papers, tests and stress that comes from college,  resort to T.V.  Usually I'll watch NCIS, or the news, but I am slowly getting sucked into the world of reality tv, just like the rest of the country has been.  However, instead of getting glued to the screen and being fixated to watch these ever so classless shows, I have been watching to further my realization that reality tv is absurd, and full of shame.  Therefore, I have started to blog about the ever so popular MTV show, "Jersey Shore", and how, for some strange reason, it is indeed a hit.  I can safely say that I started watching it for sheer pleasure of watching guys and girls make fools of themselves.  I cannot begin to fathom why people would act like this on T.V. for all to see, including their familes and friends.  Therefore,  my blog will be about me watching the newest episode, and commenting on how ridiculous it is, with zeroing in on quoting one of the "cast members" saying and/or doing something that is full of shame.  :)




On January 6th, Jersey Shore came back on MTV promoting it's THIRD season.  I honestly thought one season was enough to watch these guys and girls humiliating each other and where they were born and raised.  However, I was proven wrong when last Thursday's episode aired.


For those that are lucky enough to have never watched an episode of this trash, I will fill you in on season one and two in a matematical equation:


guys + girls + beach house + alcohol x 8357485749 + hookups + fights = MTV's new recipe of reality, next to paying out $280,000 a season to girls who are willing to videotape their lives at becoming pregnant at such a young age.  Again, classy.